is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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