When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I skipped work to stalk him.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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