drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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