marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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