Don't make out with my wife yet
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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