Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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