You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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