he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Your cock deserves a montage
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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