and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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