I don't think brook has ever known best
Fuck appropriateness.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
