butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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