operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This is the high leading the old right now
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
