just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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