normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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