You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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