My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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