so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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