sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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