So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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