it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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