at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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