Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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