This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Houston, we have a blender
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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