I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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