He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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