i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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