The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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