i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
All the doctor said was why
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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