Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hell yes lets make some ravioli
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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