shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My vagina just recognized that song.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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