ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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