It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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