Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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