He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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