It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Soap is not a condiment
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
