Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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