Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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