did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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