ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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