We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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