Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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