Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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