what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i think im in europe. pls send help
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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