butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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