Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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