? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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