yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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