As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
