I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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