Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We are two peas in an std pod
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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