Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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