Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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