he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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