we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
