I didn't shave. On purpose
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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