I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you will always have a special place in my vag
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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