Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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