so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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